This story is about an elderly couple, sitting together watching television.
During one of those commercials, the husband asked his wife, “Whatever happened to our sexual relations?”
After a long thoughtful silence, the wife replied during the next commercial, “You know, I don’t know. I don’t even think we got a Christmas card from them this year!”
A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. “I`d like some raisin bread, please,” the man says politely.
The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, located on the very top shelf. The man, standing almost directly beneath her, is provided with an excellent view.
As the clerk retrieves the bread, a small group of male customers gather around the young man, looking in the same direction.
Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After a few trips the clerk is tired and irritated. She stops and fumes at the top of the ladder, glaring at the men standing below.
She notices an elderly man standing amongst the throng. “Is yours raisin too?” the clerk yells testily.
“No,” croaks the feeble old man…. “But it’s startin’ to twitch.”
Fashion tips for aging baby boomers
Many baby boomers, caught between wanting to stay young, and the reality of slipping into old age are confused about what is considered appropriate dress. So we at Bit of Fun would like to provide you with a few fashion tips. Despite what you may have seen, the following combinations DO NOT go together!
1.A nose ring and bifocals
2.Spiked hair and bald spots
3.A pierced tongue and dentures
4.Mini skirts and support hose
5.Speedos and cellulite
6.Short shorts and varicose veins
7.A belly button ring and a big belly
8.Banana shorts and Depends
9.Halter-tops and a hanging bulge
10.Bikinis and liver spots, or bikinis and gray hair
